Tesla car – attaching a car to a computer creates a huge mess

In October 2019, I started my driving lessons. I aced the exam part but the real driving was something entirely different. I was overwhelmed by all the sensations and instructions. After 10 minutes of driving, I'd mentally and emotionally shut down and start making mistakes. Over time, I managed to keep going longer and longer without losing focus. It turned out the key is to remain relaxed, looking straight ahead except when switching lanes and just keep going according to the traffic lights or signs.

At first, I thought I was meant to have total knowledge of everything but the brain can't handle it. I was scared out of my mind of what might happen if I bump into someone or scrape a car but later I came to the conclusion – traffic accidents happen. I need to stay calm no matter what happens and keep on trucking. I am not meant to know everything or be in total control at all times. In that regard, the car turned out an amazing psychological tool, useful for evaluation. In my case, I was too timid and frightful.

Self-driving cars

The dream of self-driving cars feels like a tremendous burden off of drivers' shoulders. But, like with all dreams, we can see it but can't grab or hold on to it. As I wrote and read about self-driving capabilities of modern cars, I became convinced they work great if the entire environment is 100% controlled but fail miserably or catastrophically in all other circumstances. The best example of this is Tesla car.

Tesla car promises the dream of self-driving but delivers autonomous piloting instead. The key difference is that, in the latter case Tesla sheds legal responsibility by stating the driver has to keep his hands on the wheel at all times. So, the car is sold under the promise of self-driving but the driver still has to operate it. Worse yet, Tesla car has at its core a computer that has all the bog standard computery problems.

Removing features from used cars

In one instance, Tesla removed two features that were paid for from a used car. A Hacker News thread titled "Tesla remotely removed autopilot features from used Tesla without notice" and the linked Jalopnik article, both posted 6th February 2020, provide a detailed breakdown of the event. Here's what happened:

  1. Customer buys a Tesla car that turns out to have a faulty screen
  2. Tesla buys the car back and fixes the screen
  3. A car dealer buys the fixed car from Tesla at an auction
  4. The dealer pays $8,000 extra for the car's "Enhanced Autopilot" and "Full Self Driving Capability" features
  5. Three days after selling the car to the dealer, Tesla performs a remote audit and silently flags both features for removal from the car
  6. Roughly a month after the dealer bought the car, it receives an update, after which both features are removed
  7. The dealer sells the car to a customer, Alec, both of them thinking the features are glitching and will return at a future date
  8. Alec notices missing features aren't coming back and contacts Tesla, at which point customer support informs him he is free to purchase the missing features again
  9. Alec does an experiment, contacting Tesla customer support and pretending he wants to disable both of those features on a separate used Tesla
  10. Tesla customer support states it will not remove those features from a used car

Let's analyze what happened. There was definitely a failure in communication between different Tesla departments. The snag appears to be in that one department at Tesla treats software features separately from the car, while the other department, the one that sold the car to the dealer, just dealt with the machine. The two departments didn't coordinate, causing a whole lot of mess for the dealer and Alec. Finally, customer support simply said what it was instructed to say by its superiors: "No, we will not remove features from used cars".

Legal conundrums

That's not a good sign of things to come from Tesla. Legally, Alec can sue the car dealer for false advertising and the dealer can sue Tesla for the same. In the meantime, the car's features are missing and they were removed after Tesla sold the car to a dealer. The main problem is uncertainty. Customers and dealers need to have clear, precise and sensible rules on what is going on so they don't have to take on any unnecessary risk.

My guess as to what happened is based off of how the Jalopnik article worded the removal of both features:

The result of that audit was that, when the car’s software was updated to the latest version in December, the Enhanced Autopilot and Full Self Driving Capability (FSD) were removed from the car.

To me, it is clear the previous versions of both features were considered paid for, but the new version was obviously considered a separate product and hence not delivered.

Conclusion – Tesla is opening itself to lawsuits

I think poor internal communication will be the end of Tesla. It would be acceptable if they were making a mistake at their own expense but product feature skimming, especially of paid ones, won't fare well for Tesla. I also think self-driving cars are a meme, especially since traffic signs can be easily vandalized in a way that doesn't ruin them for human drivers but does for computers.