Jokes — tidbits of wit for your delight

What do you call meditation on open sea?

Naval gazing.

A priest, imam and a rabbit

A priest, imam and a rabbit walk into a blood clinic. The nurse asks the rabbit, "What's your blood type?" The rabbit replies, "I must be a type O".

The secret to success in writing

Churning out tremendous amounts of filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, 1234567890, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Yotta, Kappa, Lambda, Mi, Ni, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Ipsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega, lorem ipsum doloret, АБВГДЂЕЖЗИЈКЛЉМНЊОПРСТЋУФХЦЧЏШ and somehow making it interesting.

Why do Brits say "Bri'ish"?

They already got the T.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

A prankster and a sage

A prankster approaches a sage and asks, "Does the word 'either' mean one, the other or both?" The sage replies, "Either?"